Good Thing That's Second in Importance to WoW

Nerd #1: You need to stop playing that damn game. It's horrible. Look at yourself!
Nerd #2: Look. You can get on me all you want about World of Warcraft, but at least it's not Scientology!
Nerd #1 (looking nonplussed ): You mean to tell me that's your excuse for why World of Warcraft is acceptable!? Are you kidding me?
Nerd #2: Hmmmm, I suck at life.

Orange, California

Posted on March 17, 2015
California, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Insults, Nerds and Geeks, Religion

2PM Marketing Push

Boss: I need you to bust out that postcard ASAP! It’s priority number six!
Designer: Um, does it have to be done now or do five other things have to be done first?
Boss: Six is the new one!
Designer: I didn’t get that memo.

15335 Morrison Street
Sherman Oaks, California

Posted on March 17, 2015
California, Designers and Photographers, Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Offers and requests, Time Management

She’s Got a Point

Vice President: All that matters is I’m rich with a big dick.

64 Bluxome Street
San Francisco, California

Posted on March 15, 2015
California, Executives, Philosophy

5PM That’s a Wrap

Assistant: Sir?
Boss: Don’t talk to me. It’s Game Seven.

11150 Santa Monica Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Lindroid

Posted on March 15, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, California, Comebacks, Sports

Does It Ever Really Work?

Coworker on phone: Well, 69 works for me if it works for you.

Dana Point, California

Posted on March 15, 2015
California, Coworkers, Offers and requests, On the phone, Sexuality

God, You Techies Are No Fun

IT guy: Hey, Kelly* just showed me her slingbox.
Boss: Reeeally?
It guy: Yeah. It works fine and everything, but I wouldn’t pay for it.
Boss: If you get her drunk she’ll give it to you for free!
It guy: Ohhh… I think we’re talking about different things…
Boss: Reeeally?

Bay Area, California

Overheard by: Would get sick of it anyway…

Posted on March 14, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, California, Gossip, Tech People

5PM That’s a Wrap

Project Manager: What’s that band-aid on your neck for?
Owner: I had a melanoma removed.
Worker: Oh, I thought you were on the patch, but I didn’t know they made a patch for “Asshole”.
Owner: No, it’s for hemorrhoids. I’m going to disappear.

8929 Rosedale Highway
Bakersfield, California

Posted on March 14, 2015
Bosses, California, Executives, Health & Hygiene, Insults

Yours Is Much Thicker, Though.

Dude: I just got back from waxing my board.
Receptionist: Oh, yeah? I noticed your board is long, like my husband's. Must be because you're both tall.

University Avenue
Palo Alto, California

Overheard by: that's what she said