Yeah, We Saw The Bullet-Point on Your Resume.

Intern, after a lengthy conversation with a make-up artist: Oh, and by the way, I’m here to do more than have conversations about murder and rape…

Sargent Place
Los Angeles, California

Posted on March 6, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Gripes, Interns & Temps, Offers and requests, Wishes

How Do You Feel About Carrier Pigeons?

Cube dweller: So I came in today, and my phone is blank, and my computer is disconnected from the network. And there's nobody over in it to help me.
Boss: Call the help desk.
Cube dweller: With what? My phone? It's broken.
Boss: So e-mail it!

San Carlos, California

Overheard by: The Punvert

Posted on March 5, 2015
California, Dumb Bosses, Employees, General Idiocy, Gripes, Technology

Aren't We All?

Annoying coworker #1: Hey, this guy's last name is German!
Annoying coworker #2: Is he a foreigner? Myself… (bangs head on desk)

Fullerton, California

Overheard by: Monica

Posted on March 3, 2015
California, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Names, Questions, Words

Mediochre Is California's State Color

Tech guy: Our media player has its own problems… Like, it's mediocre.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: It's not alone

Posted on March 3, 2015
California, Tech People, Technology, Weirdness

Let's Just Say I'll Never Go Back to the Unitarian Church

Woman attending performance: It was twenty dollars per nipple.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: where's my 40 bucks?

Posted on March 2, 2015
Body Parts, California, Employees, Money

A Sharpie for the None Too Sharp

Suit: Do you have what I call a “sharpie”?
Secretary: …what you call a sharpie?
Suit: Yes.
Secretary: …you and no one else?
Suit: It’s like a, a felt-tipped pen.
Secretary: Oh, I know what it is.
Suit: Well, most people don’t know what it’s called.
Secretary: You’re kidding, right? It says it right on the pen.
Suit: Well, do you have one?
Secretary: Yes. Yes, I do. I keep it here in what I call my “drawer”.

795 Spring Street
San Francisco, California