Assistant: Sir?
Boss: Don’t talk to me. It’s Game Seven.
11150 Santa Monica Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Lindroid
Assistant: Sir?
Boss: Don’t talk to me. It’s Game Seven.
11150 Santa Monica Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Lindroid
Coworker on phone: Well, 69 works for me if it works for you.
Dana Point, California
IT guy: Hey, Kelly* just showed me her slingbox.
Boss: Reeeally?
It guy: Yeah. It works fine and everything, but I wouldn’t pay for it.
Boss: If you get her drunk she’ll give it to you for free!
It guy: Ohhh… I think we’re talking about different things…
Boss: Reeeally?
Bay Area, California
Overheard by: Would get sick of it anyway…
Project Manager: What’s that band-aid on your neck for?
Owner: I had a melanoma removed.
Worker: Oh, I thought you were on the patch, but I didn’t know they made a patch for “Asshole”.
Owner: No, it’s for hemorrhoids. I’m going to disappear.
8929 Rosedale Highway
Bakersfield, California
Dude: I just got back from waxing my board.
Receptionist: Oh, yeah? I noticed your board is long, like my husband's. Must be because you're both tall.
University Avenue
Palo Alto, California
Overheard by: that's what she said
Guy #1: What area code is 206?
Guy #2: Did you say “Erica pulled out her tits”?
Guy #1: No, I asked what area code 206 is.
Guy #2: Oh.
Hollywood, California
Guy on cell: Dude! Another dude got chewed!
Fresno City Hall
Fresno, California
Overheard by: Dudette
Office girl: Are you looking for something to unscrew?
Guy holding drill: No, the reverse.
Rocklin, California
Seven-year-old coworker's daughter: You're a loser!
28-year-old office worker: Well, you're Barack Obama!
Seven-year-old coworker's daughter: You're John McCain!
28-year-old office worker: You're Sarah Palin!
Seven-year-old coworker's daughter: Well…you're Ashley Tisdale!!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: three_eyed_fish
Older gentleman with thick Slavic accent, leaning over counter towards male cashier: Oh, those are niiice pants.
Cashier, cheeks reddening: Um, excuse me?
Older gentleman: I don't speak English so good. I am European. Your trousers, they are good. How much?
Wal-Mart
Mountain View, California
Overheard by: lith
