Executive: Our new company motto is “Fuck it!” Can we put it on our website?
1777 North California Boulevard
Walnut Creek, California
Executive: Our new company motto is “Fuck it!” Can we put it on our website?
1777 North California Boulevard
Walnut Creek, California
Boss, offhandedly: I love this company. I want to have sexual relations with this company.
Confused employee: You mean…in the company building? Or…with the company?
Southern California
Office manager: We kinda have a policy we sorta have to follow.
5757 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Boss, discovering an unused file cabinet: We can get babies and let them nap in here!
Los Angeles, California
Male CSR: I want a big meaty Italian.
San Diego, California
Office peon: I was dating this girl for a while, and then she found Jesus and we stopped doing things, and that was that.
California
Boss, about a customer’s outrage at an e-mail: I think it was the “best regards” that sent him over the edge.
Los Angeles, California
Co-worker #1: I’m going to go wander the halls. I’m gonna take this reading material.
Co-worker #2: Oh, those halls. Well, deck the halls.
901 Mission Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Julia Goolia
Worker bee #1: You're too skinny!
Worker bee #2: It's not my fault. I try to eat crap!
San Rafael, California
Office girl: So I decided to be different and do psychotropic drugs while everyone else did cannibalism. It was pretty cool.
Office guy (nodding): That makes sense.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Slowly backing away…
