Creative director on phone: Maybe the guy goes up and kicks the bear in the balls…I don’t know.
111 E. Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Hear No Evil
Creative director on phone: Maybe the guy goes up and kicks the bear in the balls…I don’t know.
111 E. Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Hear No Evil
Female co-worker: Oh my god, I love gay Asians!
Ad Agency
Florida
Designers talking about an ad: I’d throw a white girl in there, for shits and giggles.
Midtown
New York City, New York
Ad guy, discussing viability of a “dildo flask”: That way you have a business end and a party end.
Ad gal: Both ends are the party end on a hoo-ha flask!
Rio Salado Parkway
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Jeff
Exec: Babies don’t go online! Mothers do.
163 Freelon Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Eve S. Dropper
Employee: Well, did we decide against boobs?
163 Freelon Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Eve S. Dropper
Phone rings in spare office
Employee answers: Mc-J Advertising.
Psycho/prank caller: I can’t take it anymore because of bitches like you!!
Employee hangs up phone. Phone rings again.
Employee: Mc-J Advertising.
Psycho/prank caller: You bitch! You make me want to kill myself! I can’t take it anymore!!
Employee: Sir, this is an advertising agency. If you want to advertise your suicide, we can help you with that. Otherwise, you have the wrong number.
205 Brazos
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Valeri Marquart
