Worker: Can you please help with the thingy, you know, um, over there?
Manager: Well done, very descriptive.
11766 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Worker: Can you please help with the thingy, you know, um, over there?
Manager: Well done, very descriptive.
11766 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Lawyer: Dick worked me pretty hard last night.
Irvine, California
Overheard by: Cassie Bee
Sales Rep #1: I’m afraid we’re going to lose a lot of customers this season.
Sales Rep #2: Huh. My biggest fear is ending up on Oprah’s couch and having her say mean things to me.
21250 Hawthorne Boulevard
Torrance, California
Woman #2, in elevator: Be careful. Don't kill yourself.
Woman #1, stumbling on platform shoes: These shoes are no good.
Woman #2, examining them: You have socks on.
Woman #1: Yes. My feet get cold.
Woman #2, hesitant: But… you have sandals on.
Woman #1: I know. I'm wearing sandals with socks, and you've busted me before I've even gotten off the elevator.
Burbank, California
Overheard by: Urz
Boss: What do you think of blood dye?
3120 Lincoln Park Avenue
Los Angeles, California
Coworker #1: Say, does anyone know where Santa Clarita is?
Coworker #2: Umm, I'm not sure actually. I'm not really good at geology.
Los Angeles, California
Older man: So, are you hungover?
Younger woman: No. Why? Do I look hungover?
Older man: No. I just wanted to start a conversation, and I don’t know what else to talk to you young people about.
501 Second Street
San Francisco, California
Office worker: Wow, I almost finished something today!
San Rafael, California
Coworker: In the 30 years I’ve worked here, I’ve been married more times than I’ve called in sick.
Modesto, California
Overheard by: That’s not my job.
30-something man: I tend to use the word “fab” a lot.
San Francisco, California
