Today’s Special: Square Root of Minus One Minestrone!

Obese woman on mobility scooter, scowling: Whatever happened to rational soups?

Employee cafeteria
Salisbury, Maryland

Overheard by: minnie stronie

Posted on June 14, 2023
Default, Employees, Maryland, Meals and Snacks, Out to Lunch, Questions, The Cafe, Words

The Clerk Used to Work at Starbucks

Customer: I need to get a dozen and a half, mixed.
Clerk, counting on her day-glo orange fingernails: It’d be cheaper if you got 18.
Customer: What’s the difference?
Clerk: ten cents.
Smirking customer: Ok, I’ll take 18.

Dunkin’ Donuts
Columbia, South Carolina

Overheard by: are u kidding me?

Posted on October 4, 2022
Advice, Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Dumb Employees, Education, General Idiocy, Money, South Carolina, The Cafe

Our Children Need Statistics Classes, Now More Than Ever

Guy employee: So I read in the news today that drinking from Nalgene bottles while you’re pregnant may cause a miscarriage.
Girl employee: Oh my gosh! My best friend just had a miscarriage, and she drinks from a Nalgene bottle all the time!
Guy employee: See?

Tully’s Coffee, Union Station
Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 14, 2022
Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, The Cafe, Washington

Is This True in Your Office? Discuss.

Coworker at bar: Shit, a degree doesn't mean anything! I'm dumber than a box of rocks and I have a degree!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on January 12, 2018
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Education, General Idiocy, Indiana, The Cafe

The Ability to Arrive at a Logical Conclusion Is Not Widely Distributed in the Population

Girl #1: There is so much secondhand smoke here that it’s going to kill us eventually.
Girl #2: That’s for sure!
Girl #1: It’s okay, though. I have life insurance.

Local bar
Burlington, North Carolina

Overheard by: Bartender Snickering Nearby