Movie studio art director answering phone: Okay, how about this… “Dear America, grow a fucking pair of balls. Thank you.” Bye. (hangs up)
Santa Monica, California
Movie studio art director answering phone: Okay, how about this… “Dear America, grow a fucking pair of balls. Thank you.” Bye. (hangs up)
Santa Monica, California
Sales girl: Can you believe it? We got no mail yesterday.
Sales boy: I know.
Sales girl: I was so distressed. I mean, there's supposed to be some junk, right?
Gilroy Premium Outlets
Gilroy, California
Overheard by: Fourth Quark
Customer: Hi, I’d like to make a return.
Cashier: Ok, do you have your receipt?
Customer: Yeah, here it is.
Cashier, after looking at receipt for a few seconds: Ma’am, this is from Walgreens.
Customer: Oh…[looks around the store in bewilderment] Where am I?
Longs Drugs
Livermore, California
Overheard by: Stephen
Foreign boss: [Cynthia], what are you eating?
Veronica: A breakfast burrito.
Foreign boss: Oh, no, [Cynthia]. You will never find a boyfriend.
350 South Beverly Drive
Beverly Hills, California
Overheard by: ben rosman
Manager: Did you watch Top Model last night?
Analyst employee: I can’t until the lesbians come back -I’m house sitting.
Empire Boulevard
Burbank, California
Overheard by: Statja K
Coworker to another, walking through office: I had a Kirk Cameron craving, it was very odd…
Los Angeles, California
Confused coworker: I think I'm intuitively dyslexic.
Burbank, California
Overheard by: urzzz
White girl: Jesus, I just got called a nigger!
Filipino girl: What? On your break?
White girl: Yeah! And by a black person. Homeless. Wouldn’t give her money. I’m about as cracker as you get… total whitey. I mean, I’m wearing Banana Republic.
1900 Broadway
Oakland, California
Cute office peon: What’s wrong, Tom*?
Tom: I’m just feeling a little depressed today.
Cute office peon: Why?
Tom: I had planned this party over the weekend, and no one showed up.
Cute office peon: Don’t feel bad about that, Tom. It’s not your fault that your friends can’t come!
5500 University Parkway
San Bernardino, California
Overheard by: And she knows this how?
Boss: I'm blaming you for the stock market's performance today.
Los Angeles, California
