But Then My Kids Go and Put Them in Their Mouths

Hot girl #1: So, I itch.
Hot girl #2: Uh-oh. Time for cranberry tea. Get some at lunch.
Hot girl #1: And there’s a big bump on, y’know, the opening.
Hot girl #2: Are you washing your toys after use them?
Hot girl #1: Every time?

100 Wilshire Boulevard
Santa Monica, California

Overheard by: No longer hungry!