California

Because It Keeps You Moist?

Woman: My humidifier makes me feel sexy.

Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: Cami

Posted on May 19, 2009
California, Employees, Feelings, Technology, Weirdness

Judaism's Like the Six Flags Of Religion

Jewish company principal: Why would you want to become Jewish?
Woman employee: It'll be fun!

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: The Gentile Temp

Posted on May 4, 2009
Bosses, California, Employees, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

But I Take Pills for That

Interviewer: So what else can you tell about yourself?
Interviewee: I am a very hard worker and learnative.

Menlo Park, California

Posted on April 30, 2009
California, General Idiocy, Hiring & Firing, Interviewers/Interviewees, Questions, Words

To Be Fair, He Says This at the Fax Machine, Too.

Creepy employee to intern at urinal: Caught you red handed!

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Tibor

Posted on April 30, 2009
California, Creepsters, Employees, Interns & Temps, Restroom, Weirdness

This Isn't Disney.

Producer: For god's sake, woman, don't forget your pants.

Culver City, California

Overheard by: LaLa Land

Posted on April 29, 2009
California, Clothes, Employees, Possible Sexual Harassment, Weirdness

How'd You Get That Scorpion Bite, Anyway?

Photographer: Okay, but I might die if I don't get my knee sucked.

Culver City, California

Overheard by: LaLa Land

Posted on April 23, 2009
Body Parts, California, Death, Designers and Photographers, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

Now My Burger Liaison's Threatening to Pull Out Of My Barbeque Entirely!

Stylist: I am having bun issues. I called my bun guy and he said I didn't give him enough notice.

Culver City, California

Overheard by: LaLa Land

Posted on April 21, 2009
Body Parts, California, Employees, Meals and Snacks, Sexuality

Which Has Many Of the Same Symptoms As MySpace Rage, But with Fewer Pop-Ups.

Accounting girl: I'm so mad I have Facebook rage!

Aliso Viejo, California

Posted on April 20, 2009
Anger management, California, Feelings, Financial Folk, Internet

Tell Me You Can't Feel That, Geoffrey!

Retail lackey: I am fucking the shit out of this giraffe right now!

Folsom, California

Posted on April 17, 2009
Animals, California, Sales, Sexuality, Weirdness

Mr. Cheney Really Should Give Up Hunting

Employee answering phone: Thank you for calling… (gets squirted with silly string) Aahh!
Customer: What?
Employee: I'm sorry, I just got shot in the face with something.

Scotts Valley, California

Overheard by: Mari

Posted on April 10, 2009
Accidents, Body Parts, California, Customers, Employees, On the phone, Sexuality