To Be Fair, He Says This at the Fax Machine, Too.

Employee answering phone: Thank you for calling… (gets squirted with silly string) Aahh!
Customer: What?
Employee: I'm sorry, I just got shot in the face with something.

Scotts Valley, California

Overheard by: Mari

Posted on April 10, 2009
Accidents, Body Parts, California, Customers, Employees, On the phone, Sexuality

We?

Producer: So Jen, when should we plan for orgasm?

Burbank, California

Overheard by: Man Among Women

Posted on April 9, 2009
California, Coworkers, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

…You're Fired.

Boss: He's really similar to my step dad–he had dark hair, and a long corso.
Girl: I'm sorry, a long *what*?
Boss, slowly: A long…corso?
Girl: Torso. Corset.
Boss: Hmm.

San Jose, California

Overheard by: Smarter than her boss (obviously)

Posted on April 7, 2009
Body Parts, Bosses, California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Employees, Family, Physical Appearance, Questions, Weirdness

It's Just Nuts.

Blonde Asian: Dude, whole cashews taste way better than half cashews.
Sunburnt Mexican: I totally agree…I can't believe we're having this conversation right now.

El Camino Real
Carlsbad, California

Overheard by: nadia

Posted on March 19, 2009
Body Parts, California, Compare and contrast, Friends, Meals and Snacks