New worker: So about the health benefit… will my son gets it?
HR: Of course.
New worker: What about my ex-wife? Because for sure I don't want that fucker to get anything.
Menlo Park, California
New worker: So about the health benefit… will my son gets it?
HR: Of course.
New worker: What about my ex-wife? Because for sure I don't want that fucker to get anything.
Menlo Park, California
Sales rep, about receptionist's coat: What kind of fur is that? Gerbil?
Receptionist: No, I think it's some kind of fox, but it's spelled “f-a-u…”
Los Angeles, California
Boss to secretary: Have you seen my pants? Check behind the door.
Los Osos, California
Employee to coworker: You left your pot in the back of my car. (office talk stops) Er…your cooking pot.
Costa Mesa, California
Woman on speakerphone: Get off my back! Now!!
Coworker on phone: Uh, excuse me??
Woman on speakerphone, flustered: Sorry…I meant my cat.
Palo Alto, California
Overheard by: bluesage
District manager: That's like a yak swimming in the Atlantic!
Mission Viejo, California
Overheard by: Yak Overboard
CSR: Any possible combination of fetish can be googled and is on the net for free. I mean, if you want to see shit on a midget while he is playing with teddy bears…it's there!
Aliso Viejo, California
Woman on cell: If you're going to get a vagina, you may as well get a nice one.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Office boy: The Jonas Brothers are another reason I want to kill myself.
Agoura Hills, California
Blonde coworker: I was just talking to him and he bit my head off. Literally!
Orinda, California
