Employee to coworker: You left your pot in the back of my car. (office talk stops) Er…your cooking pot.
Costa Mesa, California
Employee to coworker: You left your pot in the back of my car. (office talk stops) Er…your cooking pot.
Costa Mesa, California
Woman on speakerphone: Get off my back! Now!!
Coworker on phone: Uh, excuse me??
Woman on speakerphone, flustered: Sorry…I meant my cat.
Palo Alto, California
Overheard by: bluesage
District manager: That's like a yak swimming in the Atlantic!
Mission Viejo, California
Overheard by: Yak Overboard
CSR: Any possible combination of fetish can be googled and is on the net for free. I mean, if you want to see shit on a midget while he is playing with teddy bears…it's there!
Aliso Viejo, California
Woman on cell: If you're going to get a vagina, you may as well get a nice one.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Office boy: The Jonas Brothers are another reason I want to kill myself.
Agoura Hills, California
Blonde coworker: I was just talking to him and he bit my head off. Literally!
Orinda, California
Male coworker #1: My hands are unusually soft and supple today.
Male coworker #2, putting on lotion: Now mine will be too! You got me in the mood!
Irvine, California
Overheard by: mikkele
Boss: My daughter used to have a friend when she was little. The kid's mom was from Sweden and the dad was from Slovenia, one of those countries in…where is it again?
Admin: Eastern Europe.
Boss: Exactly, one of those Indian countries.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: workingwithmorons
Man on phone: The money is the same either way…but this time, no one goes to jail.
Los Angeles, California
