Coworker: So it'll be a big circle-jerk, a big emergency.
Ventura, California
Coworker: So it'll be a big circle-jerk, a big emergency.
Ventura, California
Cube dweller: I can't discipline my children, they don't listen to me.
Boss: Nothing better than spanking a wet, naked ass.
Peabody, Massachusetts
Cubicle partner: it's like spilled milk under the bridge…
Manhattan, New York
Manager everyone loathes: It’s okay to talk to me verbally about that…
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: Glad I work in another department
Developer: So we need to get those trees down before the rafters come back.
Underling: “Rafters”?
Developer: R-a-f-t-e-r-s. You know, like a hawk? They’re gonna nest in the trees if we don’t cut ’em down first.
Underling: Right. Raptors.
855 Capitolio Way
San Luis Obispo, California
Lady #1: I’m very tired. I went out last night.
Lady #2: Oh, did you have a lot to drink?
Lady #1: Of course not, I’m pregnant.
Lady #2: It’s pretty bad to drink when you’re pregnant.
Lady #1: Yeah, it’s so expensive, and you’ve gotta save money to buy baby stuff.
Goulbourn Street
Sydney, Australia
Chief of Plant Operations: We need to disconnect and then reconnect the cash registers from the parking booths. This is high priority.
IT: Huh? Why not just leave it connected?
700 State Drive
Los Angeles, California
Female coworker to male coworker: Yeah, if you're not properly hydrated it gets really dense.
Moosic, Pennsylvania
Female office worker: It's never too early to get a speculum up your cooch.
Columbus, Ohio
Trainer: Now who can receive a “reasonable accommodation”?
Employee: You should get one for your hair!
645 Main Street
Buffalo, New York
