Supervisor, about harvesting crops: God, I'd love to plow all of this!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Sabrina
Supervisor, about harvesting crops: God, I'd love to plow all of this!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Sabrina
Loud office coworker in horizontal stripes: So I was always saying “I wish I had a doll that could do that. And that. And that. I want a doll that can do everything!”
Coworker, in low, creepy voice: And now you've made your own.
Victoria's Secret Home Office
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: chucky
Reservationist: I heard that if you get stung by a jellyfish and you put urine on the sting, it'll stop hurting.
Reservationist #2: I'd totally pee on you.
Seattle, Washington
Boss to another: Is there a polite way, when making a restaurant reservation, to ask for the waitress with the biggest knockers?
Boston, Massachusetts
Intern #1, breaking office silence: I want to go to the zoo.
Intern #2: I hate religion.
(intern #3 chokes and spits water on herself)
Toronto, Canadia
Worker #1: I wish I lived in a time where we could call women what they really are.
Worker #2: What should we call them?
Worker #1: Whores.
Herndon, Virginia
Coworker discussing photos from a client: We really need some more photos of people being serviced.
Ad Agency
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Tom
Construction worker: Man, just being in this place makes me want
to learn how to read.
841 Broadway
New York, NY
Female CSR: I'd throw something at you, but all I have on my desk is a stapler and a scone. I'm not gonna throw the stapler 'cause I don't want to injure you and the scone is just out of the question.
Male CSR #1: Yeah, that's why I confiscate stuff.
Male CSR #2: Yeah, he took my balls.
San Diego, California
