Sigh. Boys.

Director: How you doing?
Sales rep #1: I'm good… but I've had a migraine all week.
Director: That sucks, doing anything this weekend?
Sales rep #1: Nah, I haven't done anything all week. I saw District 9 last night, though.
Director: Did you like it? I've heard mixed reviews.
Sales rep #1: I liked the social commentary. Plus, shit blows up. It can be the worst movie ever, but if shit blows up, I'm gonna watch it.
Director: Oh, hell yeah! You gotta watch it if shit blows up. That's like Terminator. You watch it cause shit blows up.
Sales rep #1: Yeah, or every Rambo movie.
Sales rep #2: How can you watch Rambo movies?
Director and sales rep #1: Shit blows up!

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on December 14, 2009
Bosses, Cinema, Compare and contrast, Health & Hygiene, North Carolina, Questions, Sales, Weirdness

Some Questions Deserve Detailed Answers

Curious office worker: How was your poop?
Man who just finished pooping: It was a magnificent log. I could have paddled across the Atlantic on it.
Curious office worker: Just the Atlantic?
Man who just finished pooping: Yeah, I'm out of shape.
Curious office worker: Oh.

Aberdeen, Maryland

Posted on December 10, 2009
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, Questions, Restroom, Weirdness

And the National Enquirer Has Never Led Me Astray Before

Construction guy #1: I can't wait to go see Criss Angel this weekend.
Construction guy #2: He's a freak… He's a mind freak.
Construction guy #1: Yeah. You know why he can do the stuff he does, right? He's part demon.
Construction guy #2: Really?
Construction guy #1: That's what I heard.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on December 9, 2009
Blue Collar, New York, Pop culture, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

Raise Your Hand If You Find Group Showers Awkward

Male Student #1: Yeah, and he wouldn't even look at me in the shower.
Male Student #2: What the fuck's his problem?

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on December 9, 2009
Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Insults, Physical Appearance, Questions, Students, Weirdness

Wouldn't Doing That Turn Them Into Dummies?

Cube dweller to another: If you want the full effects of the Smarties, you need to freebase them.

Pioneer Square
Seattle, Washington

Posted on December 8, 2009
Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Sensory Experiences, Substance Use & Abuse, Washington, Weirdness, Wishes

Crazy Revealing

Seemingly normal customer: It's revealing when the lolly-boxes clatter, isn't it? Revealing!
Cashier: Er, yes. (awkward laughter)

Vegetable Shop
Western Australia
Australia

Overheard by: Cara

Posted on December 8, 2009
Australia, Customers, Employees, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Weirdness

Though I Am Looking for a Birthday Present for My Kid…

Dock worker: You know, it would be really cool if we found an eyeball floating in a one of these bottles!
Dock supervisor: What?! Do you know how much paperwork I would have if that happened?

Syosset, New York

Posted on December 8, 2009
Blue Collar, Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, General Idiocy, New York, Office Politics, Questions, Weirdness

…Holding a Video Camera.

15-year-old to sister, after receiving her first pap smear: It was weird!
14-year-old sister: What happened?
15-year-old: I took my pants off. Then he put his finger in my butt!
14-year-old: Oh my god! Then what?
15-year-old: That lady stood there and watched!

Louisiana