Manager: Don't listen to me, I have ADD and want PCP!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Manager: Don't listen to me, I have ADD and want PCP!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Senior engineer: Mate, how are you going along with the quotation for that corrosion protection for the anchors?
Junior engineer: Yeah, I've only got one till now. This one is from manhole greasing.
Female HR manager, sitting close by: Sorry to interrupt you guys, but this manhole grease thing just sounds dodgy…
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Sanjeev
Office guy #1, eating holiday fudge from container: This is really good. Where'd this come from?
Office guy #2, pleased: Where all good fudge comes from!
Office guy #1: Where's that?
Office guy #2: From the fudge fairy!
Office guy #1, hesitant: Did you pack it yourself?
Los Angeles, California
Estimator to engineer: Yeah, but if I put that in the system it'll laugh its tits off at me.
Warrington
England
Overheard by: jon
Sketchy guy in lunchroom, sitting down at table with lone coworker: I'll sit here with you. Y'know, I'm probably the only guy in the building who likes you.
Burlington, Vermont
Dental hygienist to patient in nearby room: You should stop taking your dog's medicine. The dog might need it someday.
Manhattan, New York
Teacher: Just pretend it's Russian and nail it.
Bowling Green, Ohio
CSR: You'll need a computer to do that.
Customer: Like a real computer?
CSR: No, a fake computer.
Niles, Illinois
Vice principal at Catholic high school: I'm really into sausage.
Aurora, Illinois
