Boss on phone: Yeah, you know that thing you removed? Well it's growing back, and it's irritated.
Los Angeles, California
Boss on phone: Yeah, you know that thing you removed? Well it's growing back, and it's irritated.
Los Angeles, California
Office girl on phone: What is it? (pause) Does it feel weird?
Cleveland, Ohio
Large lesbian boss to employee: I'm going to give her a mouthful… Uhm…I mean a…uhm, eyeful, uhm…wait, earful. I'm going to give her an earful.
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Trying not to picture it
Bald male accountant, about leather-bound diary: That's really nice. If I had one as nice as that I'd never do any work, I'd just sit stroking it all day.
Newcastle upon Tyne
England
Overheard by: finance mole
Book lady: Attention staff, a customer needs assistance with nostalgia.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Autumn
Cubicle-dweller to another: If we could get Mr. T here at the office, that changes everything.
Los Angeles, California
Coworker, entering mailroom: Howdy! We're here to get some dirty boxes!
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: That admin who works in some other department
Worker: When he used to work here, I literally left work one day and spent ten minutes trying to figure out where I could park my car so I could shoot him when he left and not get caught.
Main Street
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: frightened newbie
Male coworker: My lips are still recovering from Vegas.
San Diego, California
Admin to sales: I mean, what if I want to be cremated and my family doesn't want my head sold?
Jacksonville, Florida
