Washington

Client: I think we'll need to push this to Q4 or Q5.

Seattle, Washington

Cube dweller: You've never had a Lunchable? They're so fun!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: K

Son to mom: Who are the Harlem Globetrotters?
Mom: They're the guys that do tricks with their balls.

Tacoma, Washington

Overheard by: Super Bob

President: Yeah, we took that picture after we went to that stupid place in New York. Remember that?
CEO: Oh yeah, that place… That sex place!
Marketing coordinator: You mean the Museum of Sex?
President: God, yes! You've been there?
Marketing coordinator: Yeah… It was really kind of cool.
CEO: No, no, no, it was bo-ring. There were all these pictures, and words, and art…
Marketing coordinator: Oh, I see your confusion… That was the museum part.

Tacoma, Washington

Overheard by: Not Surprised

Large Korean who likes burgers: You better bring back In-N-Out. I hate Dick's, but love it when it's In-N-Out. Dick's are so small, they never fill me up, that's why it's always gotta be In-N-Out.

Jet City, Washington

Overheard by: Big Fan of Burgers-

Speaker for sales meeting: Just consider Mastercard. You know, “Plane ticket to Boca Raton: 400 dollars. Doing it with you grandpa: priceless.”

Bellevue, Washington

Wouldn't Doing That Turn Them Into Dummies?

Cube dweller to another: If you want the full effects of the Smarties, you need to freebase them.

Pioneer Square
Seattle, Washington

Empathetic sales manager: I understand your sediment.

Seattle, Washington

Lady worker: Okay. So I have my people coming for the work party, you just need to take care of the volcano.
Guy: Oh yeah! Right.

Washington State

IT manager: Oh my god, look! They gave her panties!
Network admin: Look, they gave him panties too!
IT manager: No way! (picks up Star Trek barbie to check)

Tacoma, Washington