Employee #1, trying to put flash drive in front USB port: It won't fit.
Employee #2: That's what she said.
Employee #1: Seriously, it's too big!
Employee #2: That's what she said!
Employee #3: Well, try it in the back.
Employee #2: That's what she said!
Employee #1: It's in!
Employee #2: That's what she said!
Employees #1 & #3: Shut up, Dave*!
Port Orchard, Washington
Office drone: Well, in the past I'd seen him hand out stuffed animals and candy to kids, but this year he didn't do that… from what I saw.
Prosser, Washington
Overheard by: was santa in a windowless van
Client: I think we'll need to push this to Q4 or Q5.
Seattle, Washington
Cube dweller: You've never had a Lunchable? They're so fun!
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: K
Son to mom: Who are the Harlem Globetrotters?
Mom: They're the guys that do tricks with their balls.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Super Bob
President: Yeah, we took that picture after we went to that stupid place in New York. Remember that?
CEO: Oh yeah, that place… That sex place!
Marketing coordinator: You mean the Museum of Sex?
President: God, yes! You've been there?
Marketing coordinator: Yeah… It was really kind of cool.
CEO: No, no, no, it was bo-ring. There were all these pictures, and words, and art…
Marketing coordinator: Oh, I see your confusion… That was the museum part.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Not Surprised
Large Korean who likes burgers: You better bring back In-N-Out. I hate Dick's, but love it when it's In-N-Out. Dick's are so small, they never fill me up, that's why it's always gotta be In-N-Out.
Jet City, Washington
Overheard by: Big Fan of Burgers-
Speaker for sales meeting: Just consider Mastercard. You know, “Plane ticket to Boca Raton: 400 dollars. Doing it with you grandpa: priceless.”
Bellevue, Washington
Cube dweller to another: If you want the full effects of the Smarties, you need to freebase them.
Pioneer Square
Seattle, Washington
Empathetic sales manager: I understand your sediment.
Seattle, Washington
