Probably for Historical Reasons

Assistant: They’ve already designed the corn maze for a Lewis & Clark theme.
Account executive: Why did they choose Superman?
Assistant: [Stumped silence.]

Thomas Street
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Pants

Posted on October 24, 2021
Default, Employees, Executives, Financial Folk, Names, Pop culture, Questions, Washington, Words

…So Tell That to the Adoption Agency.

Fire chief to maintenance worker: I need one with a big bottom, so it doesn't flip over.

Washington State

Posted on October 9, 2021
Blue Collar, Body Parts, Bosses, Compare and contrast, Sexuality, Washington

A Fine Distinction Is Still a Distinction

Over the cube wall: That’s apples and oranges. But the oranges are red.

2nd Avenue
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Murray

Posted on September 13, 2021
Consultants, Gossip, Washington

No One Respects Breasts More Than a Man Who's Never Touched One

(crunching water bottle noise)
Girl admin, in sassy tone: Hey! Those are the breast cancer water bottles–show some respect!
IT guy: Yeah–that's why I'm…
Girl admin: Squishing it?!
IT guy: You said it! Not me!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: That's what she said

Posted on August 9, 2021
Admins, Health & Hygiene, Sexuality, Tech People, Washington

You Know Those Guys Whose Signal Keeps Breaking Up?

Marcoms manager: The new Bluetooth dongles are here.
VP of operations: Can I have a dongle?
Marcoms manager: You just like saying the word “dongle.”
VP of operations: Actually, I already have a dongle, it's just not a Bluetooth one. (winks)
Marcoms manager: So you can't use it from 33 feet away?
VP of operations: Nope. If I could, that would be like a Tyrannosaurus dongle!

Seattle, Washington

Posted on August 3, 2021
Animals, Body Parts, Bosses, Compare and contrast, Offers and requests, Questions, Technology, Washington, Words

3PM Smoke Break

Co-worker #1: Also I watched [Ernest] get into basically a penis-measuring contest with his roommate.
Co-worker #2: Over what?
Co-worker #1: Well…who was the fittest, and about who makes more hourly.
Co-worker #2: Who won?
Co-worker #1: In two weeks they’re going to have a run around Greenlake, and [Anthony] says in a couple of months he’ll make more hourly again.

2001 Lind Avenue SW
Renton, Washington