Intern standing at fax machine to admin assistant: Yeah! I finished! It took me like 45 minutes! Do you guys fax a lot? I think I'll just make a phone call next time.
Seattle, Washington
Intern standing at fax machine to admin assistant: Yeah! I finished! It took me like 45 minutes! Do you guys fax a lot? I think I'll just make a phone call next time.
Seattle, Washington
New office drama queen, on phone: Well see, I just found out my cousin has five different baby mamas. I don't feel bad about having two different baby daddies.
Seattle, Washington
Fisherman to another: So what was the transition like from fishing to prison?
Seattle, Washington
Cube dweller to another: I can only find one of my nuts and I was hoping you had a spare.
Woodinville, Washington
Angry manager: You are talking apples, I am talking oranges, and we're both trying to get to the banana!
Lynnwood, Washington
Desk agent to male valet: Where's your little reusable thing?
Alarmed valet: Pardon?
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Michelle
Coworker on phone: My cell phone stopped working, it fell into the soup I had for lunch. What should I do?
Seattle, Washington
Coworker #1: The thought of UPS makes me sick.
Coworker #2: Well, they are union…
Spokane, Washington
Coworker #1: I think I am coming down with something.
Coworker #2: I think I am coming up with something.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: K8
Coworker: The word “aural” just doesn't feel right in my mouth.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Trying not to be sent to HR
