Cube dweller to another: I can only find one of my nuts and I was hoping you had a spare.
Woodinville, Washington
Cube dweller to another: I can only find one of my nuts and I was hoping you had a spare.
Woodinville, Washington
Angry manager: You are talking apples, I am talking oranges, and we're both trying to get to the banana!
Lynnwood, Washington
Desk agent to male valet: Where's your little reusable thing?
Alarmed valet: Pardon?
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Michelle
Coworker on phone: My cell phone stopped working, it fell into the soup I had for lunch. What should I do?
Seattle, Washington
Coworker #1: The thought of UPS makes me sick.
Coworker #2: Well, they are union…
Spokane, Washington
Coworker #1: I think I am coming down with something.
Coworker #2: I think I am coming up with something.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: K8
Coworker: The word “aural” just doesn't feel right in my mouth.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Trying not to be sent to HR
Coworker, about performance reviews: That's where the managers are. In the conference room with their people, doing it.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Wish I was a manager
Guy to complaining girl: Well… At least we're not in Auschwitz.
Seattle, Washington
Regular office guy: Anyone want to go get coffee?
Hot office girl: No, I have a dentist appointment I have to leave for in a few minutes.
Regular office guy: Well, that sucks.
Hot office girl: No, my mouth sucks! (pause) Wait…
Bellevue, Washington
