Coworker on phone: My cell phone stopped working, it fell into the soup I had for lunch. What should I do?
Seattle, Washington
Coworker on phone: My cell phone stopped working, it fell into the soup I had for lunch. What should I do?
Seattle, Washington
Coworker #1: The thought of UPS makes me sick.
Coworker #2: Well, they are union…
Spokane, Washington
Coworker #1: I think I am coming down with something.
Coworker #2: I think I am coming up with something.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: K8
Coworker: The word “aural” just doesn't feel right in my mouth.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Trying not to be sent to HR
Coworker, about performance reviews: That's where the managers are. In the conference room with their people, doing it.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Wish I was a manager
Guy to complaining girl: Well… At least we're not in Auschwitz.
Seattle, Washington
Regular office guy: Anyone want to go get coffee?
Hot office girl: No, I have a dentist appointment I have to leave for in a few minutes.
Regular office guy: Well, that sucks.
Hot office girl: No, my mouth sucks! (pause) Wait…
Bellevue, Washington
Woman associate returning with lunch from cafe: I'm back.
Male associate: Smells great. What's today?
Woman associate: Thursday.
Male associate: Thank you. What is the special today?
Bellevue, Washington
Boss: Don, I'm going to the restroom. Gonna grab some coffee and we'll just do it, okay?
Seattle, Washington
26-year-old virgin to cubicle neighbor: So, my windshield has been leaking all around the edge, like that rubber seal thing is cracked.
Coworker, loud enough for whole office to hear: You just need some caulk! (pause) Both kinds…
Sea-Tac, Washington
