Coworker: He had on one of those sleeveless vests…
Bellevue, Washington
Coworker: He had on one of those sleeveless vests…
Bellevue, Washington
Coworker about his new car: It's not foreign, it's German!
Bellevue, Washington
Coworker on phone: I'm not married to anything on this team. We're just dating. I mean, there's definitely some heavy petting going on, but we are not going all the way. This client is not getting my v-card.
Seattle, Washington
Engineer lady: You're from Canada, right?
Heavily accented engineer guy: No… Australia.
Engineer lady: Oh, right. I knew it was some place with an accent!
Everett, Washington
Intern standing at fax machine to admin assistant: Yeah! I finished! It took me like 45 minutes! Do you guys fax a lot? I think I'll just make a phone call next time.
Seattle, Washington
New office drama queen, on phone: Well see, I just found out my cousin has five different baby mamas. I don't feel bad about having two different baby daddies.
Seattle, Washington
Fisherman to another: So what was the transition like from fishing to prison?
Seattle, Washington
Cube dweller to another: I can only find one of my nuts and I was hoping you had a spare.
Woodinville, Washington
Angry manager: You are talking apples, I am talking oranges, and we're both trying to get to the banana!
Lynnwood, Washington
Desk agent to male valet: Where's your little reusable thing?
Alarmed valet: Pardon?
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Michelle
