IT dude: There's a lot of balls floating around, and I just grab the ones I can.
Seattle, Washington
IT dude: There's a lot of balls floating around, and I just grab the ones I can.
Seattle, Washington
Writer: It sounds like my worst nightmare. Isn’t it just Samuel L. Jackson yelling at people for two hours? Nope, I’m not seeing that.
2001 Lind Avenue SW
Renton, Washington
Coworker at postage meter: Normally I'm anal and I look at 'em every time I stuff 'em… But not today.
Seattle, Washington
Co-worker #1: Oh my god, I keep getting the hiccups!
Co-worker #2: Try holding your breath for ten minutes.
2815 Colby Avenue
Everett, Washington
Employee: Everytime I open my mouth, I put my tongue in it.
35 C Street
Ephrata, Washington
Overheard by: Lost in Space
Coworker: Today is my great-grandmother's 100th birthday, and we are going to bury her tomorrow.
Seattle, Washington
Co-worker #1: Are we loud in meetings?
Co-worker #2: Some of us are.
Co-worker #1: Let me correct that: are we allowed in meetings?
3650 131st Avenue SE
Bellevue, Washington
Engineer #1: Why on Earth do we have to use this?
IT worker: We’re committed to using our own solution.
Engineer #1: Yeah, I understand the dog food rationale.
Engineer #2: The problem is that it’s not dog food. It’s kitty litter.
401 Elliott Avenue West
Seattle, Washington
Employee: I can’t process this according to your instructions.
Boss: Why’s that?
Employee: It’s against federal law.
Boss: I’ll have someone else do it.
Seattle, Washington
Student: This place is nice.
Employee: Yeah, it’s really peaceful until the homeless guys look at porn on the Internet and they have to call the cops.
Student: Does that happen a lot?
Employee: Yeah. What else do they have to do?
Law Library, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
