Coworker: This room just reeks of failure.
Kirkland, Washington
Coworker: This room just reeks of failure.
Kirkland, Washington
Male coworker: So are you going to go learn about Peruvian hamsters today?
Female coworker, sighing: Yes.
Male coworker: Do you think if we do this he'll be better?
Female coworker: I've realized that *nothing* that we do will make him better. So we might as well do the nice thing.
Male coworker: Damn!
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: rodents unite
Engineer #1: Are we really sure this is the best tool for what we’re doing?
Manager, shrugging: We’re eating our own dog food.
Engineer #2: We are not. It’s more like we’re feeding dog food to our cats.
411 1st Avenue South
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: engineer #3
Smoke breaker on cell: By the way, I just 86-ed you from Poker-Game dot net*… Yeah, you can’t log on Poker-Game anymore.
2001 Lind Avebue SW
Renton, Washington
Mom listening to garbled announcement over PA: Did he just ask God to collect his son at the front desk?
Daughter: Are you senile?
Whole Foods
Seattle, Washington
Co-worker #1: Thank you so much [Dan] for getting me all of the ledes that I needed for the articles so last minute.
Co-worker #2: Oh, it’s no problem. It was easy, I can show you how to do it.
Co-worker #1: No, I’d rather you do it, thanks.
Co-worker #2: I can easily show you.
Co-worker #1: If there was a fire and you were burning, I’d assume you’d have a cell phone, so I could still call you and you’d still do it for me.
2105 C Street
Vancouver, Washington
Estimator: We’re going to sit on their heads until they shit nickels.
8531 Marginal Way
Seattle, Washington
IT dude: There's a lot of balls floating around, and I just grab the ones I can.
Seattle, Washington
Writer: It sounds like my worst nightmare. Isn’t it just Samuel L. Jackson yelling at people for two hours? Nope, I’m not seeing that.
2001 Lind Avenue SW
Renton, Washington
Coworker at postage meter: Normally I'm anal and I look at 'em every time I stuff 'em… But not today.
Seattle, Washington
