Presenter: If you knew what I was thinking, what I just said would
make perfect sense.
1 Microsoft Way
Redmond, Washington
Presenter: If you knew what I was thinking, what I just said would
make perfect sense.
1 Microsoft Way
Redmond, Washington
Manager: So, you’re back! How was your vacation?
Contractor: Well, I think I got a lot done.
Peon: That’s the most depressing thing I’ve ever heard.
909 A Street
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Barnstable
Boss to a client on conference call: Why don't you come here? There's nothing like smelling whiteboard markers together.
Bellevue, Washington
Overheard by: theredheaddiva
Receptionist: What if a man mated with a cheetah? Would he be able to participate in the Olympics?
Redmond, Washington
Overheard by: Cheetaur
Employee: Would it be better to buy life insurance while I’m still alive?
4740 44th Avenue SW
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Lisa Marshall
Male boss to female employee: Hey, did you get all that done?
Female employee: Yep, just finished.
Boss: Wow! You da man! I mean… You're not a man… But you da man! You da equivalent of da man!
Female employee: Uh… Okay.
Boss, with no enthusiasm: You da man…(walks away)
Bellingham, Washington
Employee geek #1: Where are those boxes that UPS brought earlier?!
Employee geek #2: The brown ones with white labels?
Employee geek #1: Yeah, those! I need them ASAP!
Employee geek #2: I saw them next to your mom’s bed last night! [Laughs.]Employee geek #1: What? How did they get there?! Shit!
200 Sampson Place
Seattle, Washington
Male supervisor on phone to boss: Okay, I'll do the cash out today, oh and can you bring makeup tomorrow and turn me into an old woman? (pause) Great, thanks!
Olypmic Peninsula, Washington
Overheard by: great scott
Male cube dweller: Hey, have you ever had armadillo meat?
Female cube dweller: Yeah, all the time! It’s awesome with onions!
Vancouver, Washington
Overheard by: Armadillo What…
IT guy: The serial number is T as in ‘Thomas,’ X as in ‘zebra…’
Ephrata, Washington
Overheard by: Lost in Space
