TA #1: Can you let Mike* know that a student came by for him?
TA #2: Sure, was it a boy or a girl?
TA #1: Uh, he left a note.
Stony Brook, New York
TA #1: Can you let Mike* know that a student came by for him?
TA #2: Sure, was it a boy or a girl?
TA #1: Uh, he left a note.
Stony Brook, New York
Sales to admin: Two rimmers and an in-and-out. That sounds like a good Friday night!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Elizabeth
Female owner: Are we having computer trouble this morning?
Male manager: No, why?
Female owner: Because I can't get it up! I hate when I can't get it up!
Male manager: Me too, meeee toooo…
Indianapolis, Indiana
General manager to sales guy: You are such a candy-assed, chicken-shit, pansy son of a gun!
Warehouse manager to sales guy: Dude, I’ve dated girls that are more of a man than you are!
Receptionist to warehouse manager: Yeah, but you’re from Jersey.
Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Nikki
Queer peon: You need to shave.
Scruffy suit: Shaving's for homos!
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Not Homo
Man to woman, entering elevator: The best thing about Sydney is that you can go either way, male or female.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Co-worker #1: Is that a boob?
Co-worker #2: Yeah, I think it is.
Co-worker #1: There aren’t any appropriate pictures of Native Americans!
625 Mount Auburn Street
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Guy on cell: Dude! Another dude got chewed!
Fresno City Hall
Fresno, California
Overheard by: Dudette
Female coworker, dancing up to counter: You know, that's the kind of dance move you normally see drag queens use.
Kansas City, Missouri
