Customer: I would like to buy this box of condoms, but I want to know if I can return them if they don't work.
Cashier: What do you mean “if they don't work?”
Customer: You know! If I get pregnant!
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: OhMyGodBecky
Customer: I would like to buy this box of condoms, but I want to know if I can return them if they don't work.
Cashier: What do you mean “if they don't work?”
Customer: You know! If I get pregnant!
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: OhMyGodBecky
HR manager to teammate: Come and smell my apples.
Burnaby
British Columbia
Canadia
Secretary on phone: So… this Africa thing, is it going to fuck me?
Langley
British Columbia
Canadia
Loud gay guy: I am out of cream, so I am really going nasty with the powder.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Cubicle Panda
Guy in charge of van duty: You're going to be the next… (next words muffled by van engines)
Girl assisting van duty: Did you just tell me I'm going to be in epic porn?
Guy: What? No! I said “admin coord.” You're not going to go to HR, are you?
Girl: No, I'm actually a little flattered.
Marginal Way
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: porn star
Girl: Yeah, I guess I kinda go through men.
Guy: Yep, like I go through marshmallow peeps.
Redmond, Washington
Woman #1, noticing a letter in woman #2's inbox: Oh, you have stuff in your box!
Woman #2: I always have something in my box.
Woman #1: Aw, I never have anything put in my box.
National Capital Region
Canadia
Overheard by: government spawn
Older male patient: I have been previously diagnosed with glaucoma, cataract and immaculate degeneration.
Doctor: Uh, do you mean macular degeneration?
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Barry
Woman: So, you're taking your daughter swimming today?
Man: Yeah, her first lesson is doggy style.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: I didn't think we lived in West Virgina
Sales associate: Can I help you find something, ma'am?
Woman: Oh, no thanks, my husband is just looking for a screw.
Hardware Store
Falmouth, Massachusetts
