Guy #1, during department meeting at adult industry company: The homemade video clips of everyday guys jacking off are actually making a lot of money, provided they're adequately equipped.
Guy #2: I know what I'm doing tonight!
Girl: Praying for a bigger penis?
Charlotte, North Carolina
Female operations manger, on phone with another woman: He's wrong, he's wrong… becuase he's a man!
Woburn, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Choo Choo Charlie
Worker #1: We need a slogan for our Easter egg hunt and party. One that lets the kids know they will get to play with really fun bunnies and get to also hunt Easter eggs. Something that says “fun for all.”
Worker #2: How about “Kids bunny bash!”?
Worker #1: Yeah! Wait… what?
Day Care Center
Banning, California
Older lady #1: It's got a vibrator, and some balls on it… it feels really good.
Older lady #2: Oh, really? I might have to try one of those!
Lakewood, Colorado
Overheard by: John
Unwell-looking manager, coughing: I think I might go home a little earlier today. (coughs) I'm feeling a bit fluey.
Paranoid coworker: I don't want the flu–don't come anywhere near me!
Perky coworker to manager: I've had the flu vaccination–you can come all over me!
Melbourne
Canadia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Young boy: Look, daddy, there's the big dicks! Yesterday we saw the small dicks and today we seen the big dicks. Which do you like better, daddy, the small dicks or the big dicks?
Father: I prefer the big dicks, but don't tell your mother.
Johnson City, Tennessee
Overheard by: only if this were Victoria Secrets
Account manger to designer: Can you sex up those check marks for me?
Washington, DC
Man to friend: Hey, come over here… does this count as child porn?
Morristown, New Jersey
Overheard by: the FBI outside suggests yes…
