Young girl, about new apartment: And I really need a bed.
Older lady: Why? You don't have one?
Young girl: No, I have one, but I want one that's like a grownup bed, but also because sleeping with a 6'6″ guy in a twin bed is silly.
Old lady: I think you doing anything with a 6'6″ guy is probably silly.
Young girl: Well, nothing we do involves standing up, really, so it's not that silly.
Old lady: Oh my god.
Insurance Office
Washington, DC
Female manager: Give it to me, give it to me!
Male employee: Take it! Take it! Take it!
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Woman to tech support: So I came in this morning and I couldn't get it up.
Virgin Islands
50-year-old milf: I've gotta do a rim job and I don't have a date yet.
London
Canadia
Overheard by: I put my hand up
Attorney on phone: But it doesn't say anything about homosexuality in here!
Norwalk, Connecticut
Guy on cell: So I was online last night looking at dicks…
Newport News, Virginia
Man, pointing to a book: There it is.
Woman: Kama Sutra? That's not Feng Shui.
Man: Close enough.
Birchalls
Launceston
Australia
Overheard by: Adrianne
Suit to another, as they walk away from urinals: I just tell people I played with it too much as a teenager and wore it down to the nub.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: never making eye contact again
Woman to colleague: So, what did you do last night?
Colleague: I picked up my new banjo, I'm starting banjo lessons this Saturday. I got excited just fondling it!
Woman: I bet.
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Marti
Aggressive advertising program manager: Yeah, then on the conference call we can tell them about all the ways we can go to malls and touch the kids!
Newtown Square, Pennsylvania
