Secretary on personal phone call: Oh yeah? You're just gonna fall asleep with your finger on it again?
Lincoln Park, Michigan
Overheard by: T
Secretary on personal phone call: Oh yeah? You're just gonna fall asleep with your finger on it again?
Lincoln Park, Michigan
Overheard by: T
Employee #1: You are so anal about cleaning…
Employee #2: I am the queen of anal.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jodie
Male on phone: Oh my god, let met tell you about the prostitute. (pause) No, no, no! The one in Mexico.
Oakland, California
Female boss at IT meeting: What were you doing at lunch that made you so sweaty?
Male developer #1: Just washing my wife's car.
Male developer #2: So, did you have a good time “washing your wife's car?”
(everyone laughs)
Female boss: You can wash my car anytime you want.
Male developer #1: Uh… okay.
Female boss: What?
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Coworker: My wife doesn't do it rough enough. You know how it is: women just don't have strong enough hands.
Austin, Texas
Technology director: No, that's “u,” as in “eunuch.”
Columbia, South Carolina
Female case worker: I don't care, just stick it anywhere.
Male clerk: Bada-boom bada-bing, stick it in the front?
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Spazzy
Boss to friend: “Monogamy” is when you don't know if it's a male or female. “Androgony” is a planet.
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Jessica
Receptionist: There was so much sausage cooking I felt like I was taking a sausage bath.
Eye Doctor's Office
Manhattan, New York
