Female coworker to friend: I just don't know what to do… Kissing him literally makes me sick!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Carrie
Female coworker to friend: I just don't know what to do… Kissing him literally makes me sick!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Carrie
Gay coworker to female coworker in white dress: You look so “sacrificial virgin” today.
Female coworker: Um… Thank you?
Gay coworker, whispering: What kind of fabric is that?
Female coworker, whispering: Cotton.
Gay coworker: It looks fun.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Person #1: Legs, arms, everywhere!
Person #2: Like, male and female?
Person #1: Yes!
Government Office
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Laura
Young office worker to coworker, just before lunch: I had unprotected sex last night, so I have to run out and get the morning-after pill. Do you want me to grab you something while I'm out?
Trevose, Pennsylvania
Leader: Oh, she's turned on!
Office drone: I thought we turned her off.
Leader: We did turn her off. I turned her on yesterday, but then I turned her off.
Office drone: Then why is she turned on?
Leader: I don't know why she's turned on!
Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia
Overheard by: kinda turned on
Groundskeeper to ops guy: Nothing happened. He just took his pants off!
Trenton, New Jersey
Overheard by: I Don't Wanna Know….
Female peon to male peon: Inappropriate hugs are my favorite kind!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: HR Specialist
Receptionist: I'm not so sure I want it now that I put it in my mouth.
San Francisco, California
Tenant to office building manager: Do you have anything that is big, hard, and metal?
Ottawa
Canadia
Office manager, on decrease of patient numbers: Well, doc, I know you're going down on your patients but… wait, that wasn't the right way to say that.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Jill
