You Mean Luigi from Human Resources?

Coworker #1: Anyone want to go out to lunch with me? I'm so hungry.
Coworker #2: I can't, I brought Indian for lunch today.
Coworker #1: Man, I am so hungry I would eat an Indian right now.
Coworker #2: Do you think they taste like curry?
Coworker #1: What?
Coworker #2: Curry. You know, because they eat so much of it. Wouldn't it be ironic if they tasted like cow? Ganesh would not like that.
Coworker #1: I'm going to go get pizza.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on August 9, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Race, Religion, Sensory Experiences, Washington

What? I Just Think “SnoBalls” Sounds Kinda Fruity.

Coworker: I cannot wait to eat these cake balls.

3rd & Fairfax
New York City, New York

Posted on August 8, 2015
Employees, Meals and Snacks, New York, Sensory Experiences

Hey, She's Your Mom

CSR #1: I don't think I can carpool with Meg* anymore.
CSR #2: Why?
CSR #1: Well, Meg* either doesn't know how to wipe her ass properly or she decides to let a ripper go right before I get in her car. Either way, it's just too much to deal with.

Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Wooderson

Posted on August 5, 2015
Canadia, Customer Service, Health & Hygiene, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

Why Jack Daniels Exists.

CSM, on holiday preparations: My family makes me want to smuggle drugs in my ass.

Hailey, Idaho

Posted on August 5, 2015
Body Parts, Customer Service, Customer Support, Family, Holidays, Idaho, Sensory Experiences, Substance Use & Abuse, Weirdness, Wishes

Awww, Snap!

Worker at desk, startled when colleague walks by: Oh! You scared me! I thought you were a rubber band!

Bridge Street
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: JRH

Posted on August 4, 2015
Australia, Employees, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

I'm Writing a Haiku in Its Honor.

Female coworker #1: What does buttermilk taste like?
Female coworker #2: I like buttermilk!
Female coworker #1: Does it give you the shits?

Piscataway, New Jersey

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on July 31, 2015
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, New Jersey, Questions, Sensory Experiences

On the Plus Side, the Office Smells Like Mom's Chicken Soup

IT guy on phone: Yeah, we had to let Sam* go this weekend. (pause) Yeah, the server's fixed. (pause) Uh, it's sort of weird. (pause) Yeah, well… He was on call rotation and got called in. He was high. (pause) He brought ten packs of pasta noodles with him, and jammed each noodle into the mail server intake fan. (pause) Something like that. He said the sound the noodles made against the Delta fans was the sound of the Microsoft demons being cast from the server. (pause) He managed to fill the server case with noodle shrapnel, which made the system overheat. (pause) How would I know if he successfully cast the demons from the server? (pause) No, it's still booting server 2008, if that's what you mean.

Winnipeg
Canadia