Manager to salesperson: Why didn't you just go through the front door in the office?
Salesperson: Cause I'm a backdoor kinda guy!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Manager to salesperson: Why didn't you just go through the front door in the office?
Salesperson: Cause I'm a backdoor kinda guy!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Salesguy #1: …so she totally doesn’t mind sexual harassment.
Salesguy #2: Really?
Salesguy #1: Well, she does and she doesn’t. It depends on who’s doing it.
105 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Sales guy: Do you know what the difference between a revolutionist and a terrorist is?
401 N. Tampa Street
Tampa, Florida
Sales guy: …and then five years later, I’m into benchmarking.
Legal: That’s funny, when you said “Benchmarking” I heard “Bitchmarking”…sorry, ladies.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Sales guy: When I was in Princeton [NJ], I worked out every day and I still gained 7 pounds.
Engineer: I gained seven pounds and I didn’t work out at all.
Sales guy: That’s why you’re an engineer!
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
VP Sales: Don’t tell Human Resources I said this, okay, but these chocolates are gay.
5 W. Madison Street
Chicago, Illinois
Sales rep, shouting at the top of her lungs on sales floor: I've never dialed into a sex line before, in all my years here.
Keene, New Hampshire
Male furniture salesperson to female furniture salesperson: Did you go down on those two women yet?
Howell, Michigan
Sales rep on phone: So I was bartending over the weekend and this biker comes up to the bar… Sure enough, he had a belt buckle that was a woman's you-know-what pressed up against his waist.
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Cube 2, row 3
Female sales rep to group: I hated them because they were hard, but hers were always nice and soft.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
