Older saleswoman, picking up the phone: Hello, this is Sue. How may I help you? Yes? Oh, no! Oh, dear! Definitely! Absolutely, just bring it on in and I’ll take care of it for you. No problem! I’m soooo sorry. I am so, so, so sorry!! [Hangs up phone.] I’m sorry your mother was a prostitute.
Department Store
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: lisa
Sales rep #1: So can you get pregnant from your boyfriend accidentally ejaculating in you?
Sales rep #2, shocked: Uhhh… Yeah.
Sales rep #1: Crap. Well, if I'm not here later this week it's because I'm getting an abortion, okay?
Albany, New York
Overheard by: Still confused
10-year-old boy to mom: 63 dollars? Do you have that kind of cash?
Disneyland entrance gates
Anaheim, California
Overheard by: amused disney worker
Sales girl #1 to sales girl #2: Oh my God, you look so Teen Vogue today.
257 Park Avenue South
New York, New York
Overheard by: Corinna
Sales rep on phone with client: I am Cajun. Yes–that's right: I'm white trash French.
West Village
Manhattan, New York
Sales rep: No, she's back with her boyfriend, who's just a dick. Actually, not even interesting enough to be a dick. I mean, he works at Foot Locker.
West Bridgewater, Massachusetts
Salesguy on phone: I got your nuts right here!!
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Female CSR holding stack of papers to male CSR staring at empty printer tray: Hey, Scott, I think I grabbed your thing!
Castle Rock, Colorado
Female sales rep: And that's Joan, j-o-a-n, not j-o-n-e.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
