Hot secretary #1: I think if you push “release,” the call goes away.
Hot secretary #2: I wish I had a “release” button… then I might not have to fake it with my boyfriend.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: JDeez
Hot secretary #1: I think if you push “release,” the call goes away.
Hot secretary #2: I wish I had a “release” button… then I might not have to fake it with my boyfriend.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: JDeez
Coworker: I just grab any woman who walks past–that's how I empower them!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I've been on the receiving end.
Girl at restaurant to friend: Hey! Come sit by me!
Friend: I'm gonna sit down here instead.
Waiter to girl: Persuade him. Use your female seduction powers.
New York City, New York
Pretentious boss: Oh, we host different wine tastings all the time. Next month we're having a girlfriend tasting.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: trying hard not to snicker
Engineer #1: How's the baby?
Engineer #2: Great!
Engineer #1: I'm thinking of having one soon!
Engineer #2: Really? You're married?
Engineer #1: No, working on it.
Engineer #2: Oh, wow! You got engaged…congratulations!
Engineer #1: No, not yet.
Engineer #2: Do you even have a girlfriend?
Engineer #1: Working on it. It's hard to recruit women to come here…
New York
Overheard by: How?
Coworker to coworker: I am tired of carrying you. It seems you get heavier every year.
New York City, New York
Him: You take croissant dough, roll it out, fill it with fajita meat, onions, peppers… Cover it with cheese, roll it up them, and put more cheese on it.
Her: That's called a “stromboli.”
Him: No it's not. It's a Bradley special. It's what I always give out on the third date.
Glenview
San Antonio, Texas
Girl over cubicle wall: Please check your e-mail!
Guy: Okay, what is it?
Girl: I sent you a blank e-mail. That's because I'm ignoring you.
Lexington, Kentucky
Overheard by: cubical gopher
Coworker #1: Well, show her the law.
Coworker #2: If I show her the law, she will take her gun out and shoot me!
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Scared to go with her
Suit in a sea of suits: One man's garbage is another man's treasure… That's how I got my girlfriend!
Tarrytown, New York
Overheard by: Laughing in their Faces
