Receptionist: Chickens don't have sex, they just come out of eggs.
London
England
Receptionist: Chickens don't have sex, they just come out of eggs.
London
England
Receptionist on phone: Cupcakes are just muffins that accessorize.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Receptionist: I'm not so sure I want it now that I put it in my mouth.
San Francisco, California
Receptionist: There was so much sausage cooking I felt like I was taking a sausage bath.
Eye Doctor's Office
Manhattan, New York
Female receptionist: Really? It's ten inches long?
Male office worker: Yup.
Female receptionist: I'd love to see a picture of that.
Male office worker: Okay, but don't show it to anyone else.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Zippy The Wonderbat
Receptionist: It was 190 miles off the coast.
Secretary: That's like from here to Montauk.
Receptionist: I don't know. I don't know anything about geometry.
Park Slope
Brooklyn, New York
Office manager, ordering markers from supply catalog: What about this one?
Receptionist: Yeah. Anything that says “magnum” must be good.
Office manager: Yep.
Receptionist: I just need something big and fat.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Young receptionist: So what are you wearing to the party?
Older male boss: Depends.
El Dorado Hills, California
Office worker to receptionist: I would have been here an hour and a half ago but the goats got out.
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Hotel guest: Do you have any forks?
Girl at front desk: Yeah, how many would you like?
Hotel guest: Two. But they're forks, right? Not sporks? You know what sporks are, right?
Girl at front desk: Yes, they're hybrid spoon/fork things.
Hotel guest: Yeah… Reminds me of when I was in prison.
Hawthorne, California
Overheard by: …what?
