Cube wench: What’s this stuff coming out of me?
Hollywood, California
Overheard by: Shameless Leprechaun
Cube wench: What’s this stuff coming out of me?
Hollywood, California
Overheard by: Shameless Leprechaun
Rep: What’s a vaginal dilator?
Nurse: A penis?
4645 East Cotton Center Boulevard
Phoenix, Arizona
Male coworker: That smells good, what is it?
Female coworker: Air freshener… and a fart.
Nashville, Tennessee
Employee: I mean really, should he be sending tequila to brokers?
4100 Newport Place
Newport Beach, California
Overheard by: Damon J Barron
Puzzled teen: And I'm like… What is Jesus doing in my cheetos?
Hillsboro, Oregon
Overheard by: Beth
(coworker #2 has just returned from a two-hour meeting)
Coworker #1: How was the meeting?
Coworker #2: My hemorrhoids are okay until we get to the 1:45 mark. Then I get that itchy twitchy feeling.
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lola
President: Hello! What are you doing today?
Director, eating canister of Planter's Peanuts: I'm eating my nuts!
Atlanta, Georgia
Bike messenger #1: Hey, you race at all?
Bike messenger #2: There's no glory in racing. The only glory is on the streets.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Just Let Me Sign for This
Voice on phone: Hi. I just wanted to ask if you’re open today?
Employee: No, we’re not. I just thought it would be fun to come over here on my free day. That it?
Voice on phone: … Well, that was rude [hangs up].
Cell phone store
Kansas City, Missouri
Peon #1: Isn't that just going to make the situation worse? Man, that's going to mess everything up over there!
Commander: Well, you can't just stand in the rain and yell!
Peon #2: Ha-ha! rrrghh! I hate the rain!
Washington Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Overheard by: El Monsoon
