Let Me Guess–White Castle?

Girl #1: Did somebody fart?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Oh wait, never mind, that's just somebody's food.

New York City, New York

Posted on March 28, 2015
Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, New York, Questions

The Real Fabric Of Our Lives

Mom: We can visit the Eli Whitney museum.
Kid: Who is he?
Mom: He invented gin.

Connecticut

Overheard by: Geoff

Posted on March 28, 2015
Connecticut, Drinking, Family members, Geography & History, Questions

We’re Spirogyra, Stupid

Delivery driver: Why are we all conjugating outside?

Pizza place
Joshua, Texas

Overheard by: needo

Posted on March 27, 2015
Blue Collar, Default, Questions, Texas, Words

Then You’d Need to Raise Money for Broken Hips

Girl #1: Hey, do you want to do the Ann Landers 5k with me?
Girl #2: Ann Landers has her own 5k?
Girl #1: Yeah, it’s to raise money for whatever she died of.
Girl #2: I thought she just died of being old. Wouldn’t it be awesome if there was a 5k to raise money to prevent old?

835 N. Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on March 27, 2015
Age and ageing, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Money, Questions, Sports

Raise Your Hand If This'd Be the Highlight Of Your Day

Moderately surprised office person: Huh? A fly just flew up my nose!
Barely interested office person: Is that right?
Moderately surprised office person: Yeah! It was buzzing around and went right in my nose!
Barely interested office person: That must have been surprising.
Moderately surprised office person: It was!
Barely interested office person: I have some dead flies in some vinegar over here.

Melville, New York

Overheard by: Just buzzing