Laughing boss: Look, you guys, you can’t be talking about anal sex — we’ve had some complaints.
Server #1, laughing: I knew it! I knew she would tell on us. I told you Deb* was out to get us!
Server #2: Sooo, just when she’s not around, or at all?
Laughing boss: I can’t believe I have to say this…
Dining room, upscale retirement center
Bloomington, Illinois
Business architect: I felt the difference once it was in my mouth!
120 Fairview Park
Virginia
HR boss to intern: I need your screwing skills now!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: HR Manager
Professor: Girls, you have got to stop humping!
University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona
Female supervisor: Hey, Stan*, you got a stiffy today?
Office worker with pained expression: Uh… I’ve just got a sore neck.
Hemel Hempstead
UK
Boss man, picking up bill at lunch: Well, I can either pay for this lunch or we can all draw straws to see who gets laid off.
Amherst, Ohio
Overheard by: I hate this place
Male coworker: Just tell me what you work out in.
Female coworker: No.
Dallas, Texas
Office manager: What is this book on my desk? Who left this here? Kiss of the Wolf?
Sales guy: I have no idea, do you want to speculate here?
Office manager: Didn’t this use to be in the girl’s bathroom?
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Salesguy #1: …so she totally doesn’t mind sexual harassment.
Salesguy #2: Really?
Salesguy #1: Well, she does and she doesn’t. It depends on who’s doing it.
105 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
VP #1: I look forward to working with you and [Justin].
VP #2: Yes. Let’s do a threesome! It’ll be really fun!
800 Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, Minnesota
