Boss, walking from cube to cube: Hello, Amanda*, how's it going?
Amanda: Getting raped with work, Bill.* You should know that.
Boss: Don't worry, I am raping all of my employees this week.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: i'm next in line
Boss, walking from cube to cube: Hello, Amanda*, how's it going?
Amanda: Getting raped with work, Bill.* You should know that.
Boss: Don't worry, I am raping all of my employees this week.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: i'm next in line
Male coworker on phone with female worker: Did you get your areolas clean yet? No! Sorry! I meant did you get your area clean? I was going to offer you some Lysol!
West Sam Houston Parkway
Houston, Texas
Male developer #1: Alright, sugar tits.
Male developer #2: If you ever call me ‘sugar tits’ again, I’m going to rip your nipples off.
Male developer #1: Okay, dumpling butt.
State and Water Streets
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Male employee to female employee: Now hold on. You just wait until I whip it right out…Then we can celebrate.
Nearby male co-worker: I feel so uncomfortable right now.
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: CB
Regional Director: I’m so sorry you had to wait, I was on the phone then my assistant got me off. Did she offer you anything?
2800 Post Oak Boulevard
Houston, Texas
Guy #1: Have you ever been caught masturbating in the bathroom?
Guy #2: What?! No, of course not!
Guy #1: Oh, okay… Good spot, ain’t it?
Antwerp
Belgium
Overheard by: meneither
Male manager to female assistant carrying two cups of coffee: Double fisting? … Wow, sorry. I’m sorry.
175 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Emily
Associate: Hey, can you come look at my pooter?
Manager: Your what?
Associate: What? … What? Come on, my computer!
Mass Street
Lawrence, Kansas
Overheard by: tara
Manager: Did you have a good breastfeeding day?
163 Freelon Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Eve S. Dropper
Janitor #1: Daaamn man, I feel you!
Janitor #2: Yeah, man, but then there was that other thing…
Janitor #1: What you talkin’ ’bout, man? She’s fucking hot!
Janitor #2: The whole gang-rape thing. Dunno ’bout that.
Janitor #1: … Oh.
Main Breezeway, Johns Hopkins Hospital
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: just another med student
