Should I Wait to Be Invited to the Celebration or Just Invite Myself?

Male employee to female employee: Now hold on. You just wait until I whip it right out…Then we can celebrate.
Nearby male co-worker: I feel so uncomfortable right now.

Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: CB

Posted on September 15, 2014
Employees, Kentucky, Possible Sexual Harassment

Looks Like He Got the Job

Regional Director: I’m so sorry you had to wait, I was on the phone then my assistant got me off. Did she offer you anything?

2800 Post Oak Boulevard
Houston, Texas

Posted on September 11, 2014
Bosses and Underlings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Texas

It’s a Little Sticky

Guy #1: Have you ever been caught masturbating in the bathroom?
Guy #2: What?! No, of course not!
Guy #1: Oh, okay… Good spot, ain’t it?

Antwerp
Belgium

Overheard by: meneither

Posted on September 10, 2014
Coworkers, Europe, Gossip, Possible Sexual Harassment

All I Meant Was You Seem to Need a Lot of Stimulation… Dammit!

Male manager to female assistant carrying two cups of coffee: Double fisting? … Wow, sorry. I’m sorry.

175 5th Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: Emily

Posted on September 5, 2014
Bosses and Underlings, New York, Possible Sexual Harassment

Her Oonication Skills Need Work

Associate: Hey, can you come look at my pooter?
Manager: Your what?
Associate: What? … What? Come on, my computer!

Mass Street
Lawrence, Kansas

Overheard by: tara

Posted on September 5, 2014
Bosses and Underlings, Kansas, Possible Sexual Harassment, Technology

She’s Going to Get Promoted…to Office Wetnurse

Manager: Did you have a good breastfeeding day?

163 Freelon Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Eve S. Dropper

Posted on September 4, 2014
California, Dumb Bosses, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions

Men Have a Gift for Compartmentalizing Information

Janitor #1: Daaamn man, I feel you!
Janitor #2: Yeah, man, but then there was that other thing…
Janitor #1: What you talkin’ ’bout, man? She’s fucking hot!
Janitor #2: The whole gang-rape thing. Dunno ’bout that.
Janitor #1: … Oh.

Main Breezeway, Johns Hopkins Hospital
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: just another med student

Posted on September 2, 2014
Coworkers, Maryland, Possible Sexual Harassment

Fun for Us, Hostile Work Environment for Her

Laughing boss: Look, you guys, you can’t be talking about anal sex — we’ve had some complaints.
Server #1, laughing: I knew it! I knew she would tell on us. I told you Deb* was out to get us!
Server #2: Sooo, just when she’s not around, or at all?
Laughing boss: I can’t believe I have to say this…

Dining room, upscale retirement center
Bloomington, Illinois