CSR: Could you guys not talk while I’m on the phone?…And could you not breathe either?
1650 Bobali Drive
Harrisburg, Pennsyvania
Overheard by: Erin Spohn
CSR: Could you guys not talk while I’m on the phone?…And could you not breathe either?
1650 Bobali Drive
Harrisburg, Pennsyvania
Overheard by: Erin Spohn
Girl on cell: Let me tell you, there is nothing quite like liquid nitrogen to the vagina…
Outside clinic, Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Keeping My Legs Closed
CSR on cell, laughing: So you got a wet belly instead of a wet butt?
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Punk chick on her cell: Which one did you pick? Oh, the one that can fuck?
Ralph’s
Los Angeles, California
Sales rep on phone to customer: I thought about you in the shower this morning. I know that probably sounds weird but I think about my customers all the time.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Wonder if he made the sale…
Cube rat on phone: Do you have safety deposit boxes? (pause) And how big is your biggest one? (pause) 10 by 10? How deep are those? (pause) But…what's the third dimension? (pause) There is none? Um, okay, thanks anyway. Bye.
Washington, DC
Distracted CSR: Thank you for calling, my name is Aaron*, how can you help us today?
Airport Road
Scottsbluff, Nebraska
Overheard by: snorting coffee
Cube guy on phone: Should I e-mail you when I have another dump?
Fairfax, Virginia
Female boss on cell: Finally! I'm getting knocked up!
Sunnyvale, California
Coworker on phone: You mean “s” as in “Frank”?
Morris, Illinois
