Male furniture salesperson to female furniture salesperson: Did you go down on those two women yet?
Howell, Michigan
Male furniture salesperson to female furniture salesperson: Did you go down on those two women yet?
Howell, Michigan
Shabbily dressed Jewish loan officer: Who? That Nazi Mel Gibson? I hate that Nazi! I'll kill him!
Southfield, Michigan
Secretary: Here, let me see it… You need to leave a hole in it big enough to fit a few fingers in, they always put their hands in it.
Male worker: Like this?
Secretary: Yeah, that will work… Now just stick it wherever you like.
Male worker: Anywhere?
Secretary: Yup, anywhere.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Hot topic clerk: Can you imagine how boring Star Wars would be if they had put it in Oregon?
Michigan
Loan officer #1: Hey, Jeff, are you actually smiling?
Loan officer #2: I always smile.
Loan officer #1: You do? I never see you!
Loan officer #2: I always smile. Especially when I'm adjusting my shorts.
Southfield, Michigan
Training manager, looking at bottle of water: This water has a green twinge to it.
Training drone: I'm sorry?
Training manager: Look at this water! It has a green twinge to it!
Training drone: Are you asking if the water looks green to me?
Training manager: Yeah! A twinge of green!
Troy, Michigan
Overheard by: Mortgage Whisperer
Intern: North Korea is only the scariest country on the planet.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Temp
Coworker on phone: Ugh, it's just the bloating and the pain. (pause) Oh, wait! I think things are on the move! (rushes to bathroom)
Ypsilanti, Michigan
Overheard by: CubeDweller
Female HR manager: He came way too early this morning. He was coming fast. And then he didn't have time to do what he was supposed to do for me.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
