Snack Time: Act II

Dingbat CSR, answering phone while eating at desk: Mmmmfff… I apologize, sir, I have nuts in my mouth.

Castle Rock, Colorado

Overheard by: Sparky

Posted on April 10, 2015
Body Parts, Colorado, Customer Service, Meals and Snacks, On the phone

You’re Not Going to Start Moaning Again, Are You?

Birthday cake passer outer: Hey, don’t you want a fork?
Old, creepy IT guy: No, I’ll just finger it.

Highwoods Parkway
Glen Allen, Virginia

Overheard by: Not even surprised

Posted on April 10, 2015
Body Parts, Default, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Virginia, Weirdness, Words

Did It Rob a Convenience Store?

Cute chick holding up water bottle: Has this water gone bad?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: only cause i peed in it

Posted on April 10, 2015
Bimbettes, Canadia, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Questions

What Happens When Your Work Is Overseen by a Sandmanager

Coworker #1: Oh my god, I'm so tired, can we get coffee?
Coworker #2: Sure, I'll just finish this… (phone rings)
Coworker #1, answering phone: Good morning, Melody sleeping!

White Plains, New York

Overheard by: V

Posted on April 9, 2015
Coworkers, Feelings, Meals and Snacks, New York, Words

Suspicious White Stuff, Anyway

Front desk girl to maintenance guy, about her empty water bottle: Yeah, there were no babies in it like last time.

5055 International Boulevard
North Charleston, South Carolina

Posted on April 9, 2015
Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, South Carolina

In Many Ways, Eve Was Just As Annoying As the Serpent.

Office drone: What does this apple taste like, and is it crunchy?

Tempe, Arizona

Posted on April 8, 2015
Arizona, Employees, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Sensory Experiences

1PM Lunch

Owner: 28 cents isn’t a lot, but after 100 times spending it, that’s $28. Listen man, $28 is a bottle of champagne! Instead of throwing it in the trash can, I can drink it, man! $28 on top of $28…That starts to add up to a few bottles of champage and pretty girls and a nice dinner!

8860 NW 24th Terrace
Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on April 6, 2015
Advice, Executives, Florida, Meals and Snacks, Money

…As Seen in Two Goudas, One Cup

Boss: He wants her to go down on the cheese.

Beverly, Massachusetts

Posted on April 6, 2015
Bosses, Massachusetts, Meals and Snacks, Wishes

Better Throw in the Bone, Too

Customer: I’ll take this sushi and the spicy chicken with brown rice.
Girl at counter: Do you want dark meat or sub with all natural chicken breast?
Customer: I don’t know — it’s not for me, it’s for a coworker.
Girl at counter: Is it a guy or a girl?
Customer: A guy.
Girl at counter: Just get the dark chicken. He’ll never tell the difference.
Customer: He’s gay.
Girl at counter: Oh. Then get the white meat.

1303 South Congress Avenue
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Pracca

Posted on April 5, 2015
Customers, Default, Employees, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Sexuality, Texas

We Told You It Was the Latest Fad

Coworker #1: What kind of creamer is that?
Coworker #2: It's Bailey's.
Coworker #1: You put Bailey's in your coffee at work?
Coworker #2: Yeah, I always put Bailey's in my coffee. It's not that strong or anything.
Coworker #1: Can I get some of that?

Des Plaines, Illinois

Posted on April 3, 2015
Coworkers, Drinking, Illinois, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Questions

Meals and Snacks