White executive to black employee wearing brown suit: You're extra brown today.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
White executive to black employee wearing brown suit: You're extra brown today.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
CEO: Always marry for money–the sex is gone from my marriage now, and there's nothing left.
Boston, Massachusetts
Middle-aged female boss: So I huffed a giant diaper this morning. Am I hip?
Lexington, Massachusetts
Coworker #1: You know, it's a lot warmer in my office than the rest of the floor. Is the a/c on?
Coworker #2: Um, maybe it's because your window is open?
Boston, Massachusetts
Boss: I don’t produce much chest hair, but if I did, I would tend to it like a gardener tends to a beautiful tomato.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Suit #1: We have to make sure they get laid in our system.
Suit #2 (concentrating): Right…
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: …and what exactly would that system be, now?
Stockbroker, matter-of-factly: I don’t care about the results of interspecies breeding, I just want to have entire populations of zoos inseminating our women. That is an end in itself.
Financial District
Boston, Massachusetts
Sony CFO: Next quarter, though, we will also have a–I mean, during this quarter, we will have a difficult comparison for next quarter due to the fact that we had Spider-man 2 last year, which obviously was an outstanding performing film. So that’s just something to keep in mind as well.
11 Farnsworth Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Receptionist: Cindy's at lunch. I can give you her voice mail.
Woman on phone: Oh…is this her voice mail?
Receptionist (after long, disbelieving pause): One…moment…
Boston, Massachusetts
Engineer: Thing about this global warming is that it's all about where the water is. You have a big enough pipe and you can pump it in the desert, where it's needed…
Hopkinton, Massachusetts
