Girl yelling in conference room: I have an eager beaver.
Silver Spring, Maryland
Overheard by: cube master
Girl yelling in conference room: I have an eager beaver.
Silver Spring, Maryland
Overheard by: cube master
Post-doc: Does anyone know when Household Hazardous Waste Disposal Day is?
Grad student: Wooooo! Household Hazardous Waste Disposal Day! Let's celebrate!
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Cashier, over intercom: Brian to the front desk, please.
Not Brian, over intercom: Meowwwww?
Wheaton, Maryland
Overheard by: I don't think that was Brian.
Entry-level employee: If I was a girl I would definitely be pregnant by now.
Baltimore, Maryland
Kid with glasses: …and the last one comes out on Saturday!
Biker-looking dad: Would you stop with your Harry Potter dorkiness? Why can't you be obsessed with something worthwhile? Like personal finance!
Aberdeen, Maryland
Teen intern: Is dirt alive?
Suitland, Maryland
Coworker (loudly): Wow, it's really quiet in here!
Sales rep #1: Not anymore.
Sales rep #2: Shut up! You're ruining it!
Camden Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Ren
Grad student to undergrad: So I think we’ll probably end up selling our plane tickets, since we kind of need the money.
Professor nearby: Damn it!
Grad student: Um, should I, not sell the tickets, then?
Professor: Oh, oh no, sorry. It’s just that I don’t think I should wear my bathing suit to work anymore.
North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
(in a crowded elevator there is a brief, unidentifiable noise)
Co-worker #1 (in Japanese): Keiko*, did you just fart?
Co-worker #2 (in Japanese): Well, my asshole *is* kind of loose lately.
(all Japanese in elevator burst out laughing)
Co-worker #2: What?
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Minivet
Co-worker: I’m not getting promoted because I don’t show enough cleavage.
Baltimore, Maryland
