Office worker: Oh, finally! This piece of dead skin came off.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Heather
Office worker: Oh, finally! This piece of dead skin came off.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Heather
Office peon, taking plums out of a bag: Oh, my god! Little apples! They're *so* cute!
Silver Spring, Maryland
Employee to another: So she lost her two front teeth saving the potbellied pig jumping in the pool.
Silver Spring, Maryland
Grad student: How was the meeting?
Neurology professor: It was great, and this time I took really good notes, see? Right here I wrote, “Why is the neurons are gone?”
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Cube mate on phone: Yeah, with that spray-on chest hair…
Suitland, Maryland
Overheard by: Wondering if He is on a 70's show…
Girl yelling in conference room: I have an eager beaver.
Silver Spring, Maryland
Overheard by: cube master
Post-doc: Does anyone know when Household Hazardous Waste Disposal Day is?
Grad student: Wooooo! Household Hazardous Waste Disposal Day! Let's celebrate!
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Cashier, over intercom: Brian to the front desk, please.
Not Brian, over intercom: Meowwwww?
Wheaton, Maryland
Overheard by: I don't think that was Brian.
Entry-level employee: If I was a girl I would definitely be pregnant by now.
Baltimore, Maryland
Kid with glasses: …and the last one comes out on Saturday!
Biker-looking dad: Would you stop with your Harry Potter dorkiness? Why can't you be obsessed with something worthwhile? Like personal finance!
Aberdeen, Maryland
