Maryland

Grad student: How was the meeting?
Neurology professor: It was great, and this time I took really good notes, see? Right here I wrote, “Why is the neurons are gone?”

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: LabCat

Cube mate on phone: Yeah, with that spray-on chest hair…

Suitland, Maryland

Overheard by: Wondering if He is on a 70's show…

Girl yelling in conference room: I have an eager beaver.

Silver Spring, Maryland

Overheard by: cube master

Post-doc: Does anyone know when Household Hazardous Waste Disposal Day is?
Grad student: Wooooo! Household Hazardous Waste Disposal Day! Let's celebrate!

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: LabCat

Cashier, over intercom: Brian to the front desk, please.
Not Brian, over intercom: Meowwwww?

Wheaton, Maryland

Overheard by: I don't think that was Brian.

Entry-level employee: If I was a girl I would definitely be pregnant by now.

Baltimore, Maryland

Kid with glasses: …and the last one comes out on Saturday!
Biker-looking dad: Would you stop with your Harry Potter dorkiness? Why can't you be obsessed with something worthwhile? Like personal finance!

Aberdeen, Maryland

Teen intern: Is dirt alive?

Suitland, Maryland

Coworker (loudly): Wow, it's really quiet in here!
Sales rep #1: Not anymore.
Sales rep #2: Shut up! You're ruining it!

Camden Street
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Ren

Grad student to undergrad: So I think we’ll probably end up selling our plane tickets, since we kind of need the money.
Professor nearby: Damn it!
Grad student: Um, should I, not sell the tickets, then?
Professor: Oh, oh no, sorry. It’s just that I don’t think I should wear my bathing suit to work anymore.

North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: LabCat