Manager in office on phone: How, the fuck are you? (pause) Oh, you're in a meeting on speakerphone? Okay, call me later then.
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: QuietCubicleDrone
Manager in office on phone: How, the fuck are you? (pause) Oh, you're in a meeting on speakerphone? Okay, call me later then.
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: QuietCubicleDrone
Office girl on phone: I know, she's such a fucking whore! Oh, I really shouldn't swear in public. (pause) Yeah, but you're allowed to swear, you're at a train station. You get a different clientele at train stations to libraries…
Wollongong Library
New South Wales
Australia
Overheard by: Smootle
Manager: Now why are we being sued on this one?
Employee: Because our client was at fault for the accident.
Manager: We have such idiots for clients! Where the hell do we find such morons to buy insurance from us in the first place?!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Boss to underling: Well, he just bought a house so now we know that fucker is staying.
Tempe, Arizona
New recruiter: I really am hoping to get that spreadsheet from you so that I can finalize mine.
Contract recruiter: Wow. You're organized.
New recruiter: I am an anal nut.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Matt
Lawyer on phone: That's a shit town! (pause) You live in that town?!
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
HR receptionist: Ginny called and was looking for you earlier.
HR director: Oh shit! (pause) Oh shit!
HR receptionist: What!? What's wrong?
HR director: My uncle Jimmy called?! I haven't talked to him in years!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Sales rep: I'm rich today because I decided not to pay my car payment this month. Suck it, bank!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: srsly
CTO, jokingly: What the fuck!? Are you on dope?
Engineer: No. That's my daughter. And she won't share. Bitch.
Norwalk, Connecticut
