Mother: Tell your aunt what you want to be when you grow up.
2-Year-Old son: A plastic surgeon!
Mother: And why is that?
2-Year-Old son: Because Mommy needs work!
Miss Saigon Café
Hurst, Texas
Overheard by: needo
Mother: Tell your aunt what you want to be when you grow up.
2-Year-Old son: A plastic surgeon!
Mother: And why is that?
2-Year-Old son: Because Mommy needs work!
Miss Saigon Café
Hurst, Texas
Overheard by: needo
Guy: At least it’s Friday, right?
DMV Girl: I hate you.
300 W. 34th Street
New York, NY
Receptionist: I found out that I can't go to Disney World because I have a paper due that week and I don't want to miss 100 points.
Boss (who is rather overweight and old): That is really too bad but I mean, I'll go in your place.
Receptionist: Only if you get Mickey Mouse ears and go to the castle and have dinner with the princesses.
Boss: Sure. I'll be the best fucking princess those bitches have ever seen!
Bellingham, Washington
Co-worker slams down the phone and says: Okay, it’s official, you have to be retarded to work in our accounting office.
187 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Janet
Male to female worker: I always support you. I empower you… You piece of shit.
Beaverton, Oregon
Overheard by: Office Manager
Supervisor: I smelled bad today so I sprayed myself with a lot of deodorant.
Co-worker: You know what we call doing that back home?
Supervisor: Normal?
3350 Pine Avenue
Long Beach, California
Office admin: They say they don't have the files in a higher resolution.
Female boss: Ugh! These stations are such losers!
National Public Broadcasting Org
Washington, DC
Cubicle drone: You know who Tony Blair is, right?
Secretary: Oh yeah, he's a bitch.
Portland, Oregon
