Lady, waiting in line at fast food place: What are your milkshakes made out of?
Cute girl serving: Ah, milk.
Lady: Oh. I'm allergic to milk, can I get it without the milk?
Cute girl: It's a milkshake, and we're a burger joint, we don't have the technology to separate milk from milk.
Lady: Oh, I see. But can I get it without milk?
Cute girl: Sure. Is juice okay, then?
North Lethbridge
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Allestra
Cube imprisoned evil overlord: Eeeeww! Every time I see you touch that handle it just makes me want to bathe you in hand sanitizer. Um… I mean bathe your hands? in sanitizer.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Employee: I just flew in from Spain yesterday, I’m totally jetlagged.
Department head: Spain? Is that in a different time zone?
4220 N. St. Louis Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Secretary to another: Do you know whose toenail clippings are in the conference room under the table?
Raleigh, North Carolina
Annoying coworker #1: You are so tan!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Annoying coworker #1: I can't believe how tan you are!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Washington, DC
Co-worker #1: Hey, come in here for a sec!
Co-worker #2: Can it wait a second? I’m trying to finish this by lunch.
Co-worker #1: Never mind; it’s just fart noises.
712 South McClintock Drive
Tempe, Arizona
Secretary #1: Did Jack come to work today?
Secretary #2: I don't know, I think he called in sick.
Secretary #1, on phone with front desk: Hey, is Jack off today?
Indiana, Pennsylvania
Pregnant lady (annoyed): So he said “Hey, you look nice today,” but I told him it's just the milk in my breasts.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Really? You're talking about that at work?
Office Manager: There’s a time and a place for shoulder massages and it’s not here and now.
Employee: It’s not a massage. I was rubbing my hands up her.
Aldine House, New Bailey Street
Salford, Manchester
UK
Banker #1, sniffing air as banker #2 enters office: Damn, Jon*, what cologne are you wearing?
Banker #2: Calvin Klein.
Banker #1: That smells really good. Damn, if I was gay, I'd be all over you.
Banker #2: (puzzled silence)
Banker #1: Um, yeah, let's forget I said that.
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
