Secretary to another: Do you know whose toenail clippings are in the conference room under the table?
Raleigh, North Carolina
Secretary to another: Do you know whose toenail clippings are in the conference room under the table?
Raleigh, North Carolina
Annoying coworker #1: You are so tan!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Annoying coworker #1: I can't believe how tan you are!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Washington, DC
Co-worker #1: Hey, come in here for a sec!
Co-worker #2: Can it wait a second? I’m trying to finish this by lunch.
Co-worker #1: Never mind; it’s just fart noises.
712 South McClintock Drive
Tempe, Arizona
Secretary #1: Did Jack come to work today?
Secretary #2: I don't know, I think he called in sick.
Secretary #1, on phone with front desk: Hey, is Jack off today?
Indiana, Pennsylvania
Pregnant lady (annoyed): So he said “Hey, you look nice today,” but I told him it's just the milk in my breasts.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Really? You're talking about that at work?
Office Manager: There’s a time and a place for shoulder massages and it’s not here and now.
Employee: It’s not a massage. I was rubbing my hands up her.
Aldine House, New Bailey Street
Salford, Manchester
UK
Banker #1, sniffing air as banker #2 enters office: Damn, Jon*, what cologne are you wearing?
Banker #2: Calvin Klein.
Banker #1: That smells really good. Damn, if I was gay, I'd be all over you.
Banker #2: (puzzled silence)
Banker #1: Um, yeah, let's forget I said that.
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Guy: I don’t think you were passed out. He said you went down on him three times.
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Meister
Teen daughter: Daddy, Daddy, the pink Razr is on sale. Will you buy it for me now? You promised!
Father: No, I don’t need you to get pregnant. Now let’s go!
4350 Joslyn Road
Auburn Hills, Michigan
Overheard by: rahneej
Cube-rat #1:(coughs loudly)
Cube-rat #2: Do you need CPR?
Cube-rat #1: No, I need these m&m bits out of my nostrils!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
