Office drone #1: Do you google or do you bing?
Office drone #2: Huh?
Office drone #3: At work he googles; at home he bings.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Receptionitis
Office drone #1: Do you google or do you bing?
Office drone #2: Huh?
Office drone #3: At work he googles; at home he bings.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Receptionitis
Coworker #1: I think I am coming down with something.
Coworker #2: I think I am coming up with something.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: K8
Technician: It's like I'm counterdicting myself.
Towson, Maryland
Office assistant: The Mexican they teach in school is way different than what real Mexicans use.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overactive office employee: Do you know what we are know as among the other agencies in Philadelphia?
Cube mate: The fat kids.
Overactive office employee: The fat kids.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Frustrated coworker: I'm not showin' him no dodgy papers!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Office girl #1: Is that soy milk?
Office girl #2: Yes, I'm allergic to cow's milk.
Office girl #1: Oh? Because of the caffeine?
Office Kitchen
London
England
Overheard by: LizD
Cubicle dweller: Wow, my mom sent me a fruit basket for my birthday. It has exotic fruits, like apples!
Littleton, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Hoping for some exotic bananas
Manager: Who's Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young? Are they a law firm?
Toronto
Canadia
Cubicle dweller #1: Do any animals eat humans?
Cubicle dweller #2: Uh, lets see… What does a koala eat?
Washington, DC
